## He tried to change his ways, but couldn't do it

Christopher Eley gets it wrong again. 

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Previous wrongs have included:

-	Telling a job interviewer he wanted the job 7/10 when asked to give a rating out of 10.
-	Overflowing a sink with no proper overflow
-	Leaving his wallet in Alderney airport then getting a flight to a different airport.  
-	Not checking his car oil level, before emptying a whole bottle of oil into it. Creating a James Bond style smoke screen across the three lanes of the motorway. 
-	Forgetting his best man’s birthday in 2020. 
-	Attending a house party, then calling the host a party pooper, before being made to leave- by the aforementioned party pooper. 
-	Forgetting his best man’s birthday on 2021. 
-	Forcibly making people join a hoe down style dance in the middle of the club, whenever Cotton eyes joe comes on, before being asked to leave. 
-	Knocking on a public cubicle toilet door to tell me he’ll be outside, I wasn’t in the toilet at the time. Police have warned him about doing this now. 
-	Managing to persistently sing the Jurassic park theme wrong- then argue about it. 
-	Starting fires inside the school ground. 
-	Turning up at my house when I wasnt there, and spending the day watching my mum paint a wall. 
-	Creating an official GCSE coursework presentation about corned beef – he was made to do it again after spending months doing it. 
-	Buying his bestman a crossbow – knowing the result would be me constantly shooting him. 
-	Leaving the dancefloor to go to the toilet on a night out,  then never coming back. He couldn’t find me – the giant in every room, stood in the same place he’d left me. 



JL

Chris goes wrong again