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## He tried to change his ways, but couldn't do it

Christopher Eley gets it wrong again. 

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Previous wrongs have included:

-	Telling a job interviewer he wanted the job 7/10 when asked to give a rating out of 10.
-	Overflowing a sink with no proper overflow
-	Leaving his wallet in Alderney airport then getting a flight to a different airport.  
-	Not checking his car oil level, before emptying a whole bottle of oil into it. Creating a James Bond style smoke screen across the three lanes of the motorway. 
-	Forgetting his best man’s birthday in 2020. 
-	Attending a house party, then calling the host a party pooper, before being made to leave- by the aforementioned party pooper. 
-	Forgetting his best man’s birthday on 2021. 
-	Forcibly making people join a hoe down style dance in the middle of the club, whenever Cotton eyes joe comes on, before being asked to leave. 
-	Knocking on a public cubicle toilet door to tell me he’ll be outside, I wasn’t in the toilet at the time. Police have warned him about doing this now. 
-	Managing to persistently sing the Jurassic park theme wrong- then argue about it. 
-	Starting fires inside the school ground. 
-	Turning up at my house when I wasnt there, and spending the day watching my mum paint a wall. 
-	Creating an official GCSE coursework presentation about corned beef – he was made to do it again after spending months doing it. 
-	Buying his bestman a crossbow – knowing the result would be me constantly shooting him. 
-	Leaving the dancefloor to go to the toilet on a night out,  then never coming back. He couldn’t find me – the giant in every room, stood in the same place he’d left me. 



Chris goes wrong again

**The suspicious object, spotted on the M11 motorway, prompted a call to the police, who were deployed to track down the car.**

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A pair of feet sticking out of a rolled-up carpet - believed to be a body - turned out to be a mannequin dressed as Prince Charming.

The suspicious object, spotted on the M11 motorway, prompted a call to Cambridgeshire Police, who were deployed to track down the car.

When they found the vehicle, they were told by the driver that he was taking the dummy to a themed birthday party.

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Cambridgeshire Police said: "When we received a call on Saturday lunchtime to reports a vehicle was travelling along the M11 with a pair of feet poking out the end of a rolled up piece of carpet, alarm bells were naturally ringing for the informant and our control room.

"We managed to track the vehicle down in Angel Drove, Ely where our officers discovered there were indeed a pair of feet... belonging to a mannequin dressed as Prince Charming who was on his way to a themed birthday."

The force said the driver was given advice "to avoid such circumstances again".

It added: "Thankfully this was a false alarm."

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Chris goes wrong again

Prince Charming mannequin mistaken for 'body rolled up in carpet' on motorway